friending SO HARD #smize

friending SO HARD #smize

sphenoid-wings:

trnsatlanticfoe:

Oh no!!!

Oh yes!!!

sphenoid-wings:

trnsatlanticfoe:

Oh no!!!

Oh yes!!!

TOOTIT//AND\FRUITIT a beautiful pineapple head for a beautiful pineapple boy. (cut and custom color by me)

TOOTIT//AND\FRUITIT a beautiful pineapple head for a beautiful pineapple boy. (cut and custom color by me)

growing out my toenails so i can comb through spaghetti with them.

says the kid with a crocodile. what the fuck does he have to worry about?

says the kid with a crocodile. what the fuck does he have to worry about?

i had plans to dress up like busted ass stripper with her tampon string hanging out out her shorts, tonight.
this morning, i started my period unexpectedly.

through the power of prayer and cher i have made my most disgusting dreams come true.

thank you

#blessed #praisecher

publicdomaindiva:

From “Few Too Many”, c. 1960s.

publicdomaindiva:

From “Few Too Many”, c. 1960s.

You can’t keep dancing with the devil and ask why you’re still in hell
Something my friend told me the other day (via dolly-kitten)