PART TIME MODEL//FULL TIME
DRUNK

pterodactylsftw:

ill take 12

i used to have all of these, now i just have one. my mom hated them… i dont know why. WHY, MA?

i used to have all of these, now i just have one. my mom hated them… i dont know why. WHY, MA?

i got fired from my office job so i dont have a computer anymore.
now im tryna sell my snot on craigslist.
any takers?

realityayslum:

Hand grasping a beautiful young woman’s long, dark hair. c1910
(thnx to chagalov for the link)

realityayslum:

Hand grasping a beautiful young woman’s long, dark hair. c1910

(thnx to chagalov for the link)

sisters. not twins.

sisters. not twins.

DUDE.  young hayden bought me beautiful freaky flowers at work, i saw julia, a man gave me a pigs heart and my granma and granpa called me on the phone… i’m having the best VD of my life. 

DUDE.  young hayden bought me beautiful freaky flowers at work, i saw julia, a man gave me a pigs heart and my granma and granpa called me on the phone… i’m having the best VD of my life. 

a man gave me a pig’s heart nailed to a board last night. excuse me while i die forever. IT’S IN MY FREEZER. stick a fork in me.

a man gave me a pig’s heart nailed to a board last night. excuse me while i die forever. IT’S IN MY FREEZER. stick a fork in me.

i used to sing this songs to boys when i made out with them in high school

i used to sing this songs to boys when i made out with them in high school